Saturday, September 22, 2012
I just banished a demon from whence it came
I've been a crapaholic this week it has been awful swell. Skinny times rule over bloated times. Hell yeah. Love Doris.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
TOILET'S LOG
10.20am - whatever came out of me just now was a fucking opus. so now i have to like die now right, can't be topped? MAGNIFICENT!
sorry i haven't been so diligent here. there's days i don't go and then they pile up and i forget. but don't worry about my irregularities there are heaps of days when it's simply mountains and mountains of pound-shedding perfume no.02's.
I LOVE YOU BABY
aw i just looked down and noticed i already made an opus before hahaha.
sorry i haven't been so diligent here. there's days i don't go and then they pile up and i forget. but don't worry about my irregularities there are heaps of days when it's simply mountains and mountains of pound-shedding perfume no.02's.
I LOVE YOU BABY
aw i just looked down and noticed i already made an opus before hahaha.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
11.51am JUST TOOK A GORGEOUS DUMP
yesterday was pretty fruitful as well as prior to that the shop had been all closed up for awhile. premenstrual stock-up i suppose. hate it. we're all good now though coasting happily back into skinny town. bye-o!
yesterday was pretty fruitful as well as prior to that the shop had been all closed up for awhile. premenstrual stock-up i suppose. hate it. we're all good now though coasting happily back into skinny town. bye-o!
Friday, November 20, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
10.00am DOUBLE HEADER
those ones came courtesy of red wine and pizza. mm carb craps are the best. ew why am i mmm-ing? anyway, fuck YEAH! life is good hello friday.
those ones came courtesy of red wine and pizza. mm carb craps are the best. ew why am i mmm-ing? anyway, fuck YEAH! life is good hello friday.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
seriously the crap i took earlier today was so spectacular i would like to discuss it even more but i have to tan now before making sangria to take over to my aunt's for curry chicken. i ate a banana so that plus sangria plus curry chicken equals special date with crapper tomorrow.
i'm so hot right now you don't have to tell me, i KNOW.
i'm so hot right now you don't have to tell me, i KNOW.
TOILET'S LOG
hi people sorry i haven't been updating here as often. last week was super dry and i was getting tired of stressing about it. then all the sudden i am crap central for a couple days, coinciding with massive hangovers and the inability to shakespearize my deuce entries. just ten minutes ago i experienced a life changing bowel movement i think i owe it all to that banana i ate yesterday and sashimi dinner, plus red wine. red wine always does it to you i totally forgot about that as i stopped drinking it but monday at fil's parents they opened up this really nice bottle we got them for mothers/fathers/something day and gave us a glass oh man - nice red wine is dangerous cos you will always be seeking out more and more of it and afterward cheaper stuff (albeit still nice) is repulsive and impossible to get through. no matter though all you need is a teeny bit for laxative purposes.
can you become immune to metamucil? or if your body isn't gonna go there's no forcing it?
can you become immune to metamucil? or if your body isn't gonna go there's no forcing it?
Friday, September 4, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
12.19pm - I CRAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hopefully there is more on the horizon.
hopefully there is more on the horizon.
Monday, August 31, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
so i did go saturday at the cottage, it wasn't terribly impressive but it was something. hoping this week will be way more fruitful. cross your fingers for me.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
it hasn't been fruitful lately i'm afraid
it would be nice to go before we leave for the cottage
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighh
even had metamucil yesterday and nothing
it would be nice to go before we leave for the cottage
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighh
even had metamucil yesterday and nothing
Sunday, August 23, 2009
japan is awesomely insane
these poo fairy characters (and there's loads more to choose from) come from an island shaped like themselves: poo
also if you ever say poo around me we are no longer friends
i do not hang with babies
TOILET'S LOG
and the crap by numbers rolls are painful and confusing and terrifying
you look down and are like THERE'S BLACK IN MY PISS?
you look down and are like THERE'S BLACK IN MY PISS?
TOILET'S LOG
11.10am - HEARTY AND MAGNIFICENT
earth shattering
it has also come to my attention by the poll below that no one (aside from myself) voted in, that nobody is even reading this literal shit blog
sigh
you give you give and you give
earth shattering
it has also come to my attention by the poll below that no one (aside from myself) voted in, that nobody is even reading this literal shit blog
sigh
you give you give and you give
Friday, August 21, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
12ish - SOLID
went yesterday at the pub and it was not a good time mainly because i was wearing a bodysuit and had to hold it to one side while wiping 56 times
i do not recommend wearing bodysuits when taking craps in public places
went yesterday at the pub and it was not a good time mainly because i was wearing a bodysuit and had to hold it to one side while wiping 56 times
i do not recommend wearing bodysuits when taking craps in public places
Thursday, August 20, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
12ish - went and it was hot and slick and fast and cleansing
the whole time the cat was in the tub going mental from the cat nip remnants in there i found it to be distracting
i am getting tired of keeping this crap journal
the whole time the cat was in the tub going mental from the cat nip remnants in there i found it to be distracting
i am getting tired of keeping this crap journal
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
TOILET'S LOG
11.15pm - my ass hurts came out HOT and FAST with some mild cramping
there will be more
all the garbage consumed yesterday (two 99 cent no name burritos, movie popcorn, maltesers, vodka diet coke, late nite pesto pasta, some white wine) is definitely helpin' with today's flow
as well the metamucil
woke up at 4 feelin' like UH OH
working through double espresso right now we'll see how it pans out
there will be more
all the garbage consumed yesterday (two 99 cent no name burritos, movie popcorn, maltesers, vodka diet coke, late nite pesto pasta, some white wine) is definitely helpin' with today's flow
as well the metamucil
woke up at 4 feelin' like UH OH
working through double espresso right now we'll see how it pans out
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