tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607590111055212632024-03-19T06:08:13.736-07:00crapblogRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-48558645061447705662012-09-22T12:33:00.001-07:002012-09-22T12:33:08.757-07:00I just banished a demon from whence it cameI've been a crapaholic this week it has been awful swell. Skinny times rule over bloated times. Hell yeah. Love Doris.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-42845171277748616952010-01-17T12:01:00.000-08:002010-01-17T12:02:29.152-08:00toilet's thoughthaha "pile" (post below).Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-21889171418833690552010-01-14T07:25:00.000-08:002010-01-14T07:32:49.090-08:00TOILET'S LOG10.20am - whatever came out of me just now was a fucking opus. so now i have to like die now right, can't be topped? MAGNIFICENT!<br /><br />sorry i haven't been so diligent here. there's days i don't go and then they pile up and i forget. but don't worry about my irregularities there are heaps of days when it's simply mountains and mountains of pound-shedding perfume no.02's.<br /><br />I LOVE YOU BABY<br /><br />aw i just looked down and noticed i already made an opus before hahaha.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-87658069574776636322009-12-22T08:51:00.000-08:002009-12-22T08:52:32.797-08:00TOILET'S LOG11.51am JUST TOOK A <I>GORGEOUS</I> DUMP<br /><br />yesterday was pretty fruitful as well as prior to that the shop had been all closed up for awhile. premenstrual stock-up i suppose. hate it. we're all good now though coasting happily back into skinny town. bye-o!Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-63979004615777714192009-11-20T07:00:00.001-08:002009-11-20T07:02:02.867-08:00TOILET'S LOG10.00am DOUBLE HEADER<br /><br />those ones came courtesy of red wine and pizza. mm carb craps are the best. ew why am i mmm-ing? anyway, fuck YEAH! life is good hello friday.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-81816185156551289572009-11-04T08:22:00.000-08:002009-11-04T08:23:20.934-08:00TOILET'S LOG11.15am PHENOM!<br /><br />it's been a great week for deucing.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-59713347769400129852009-11-01T10:15:00.001-08:002009-11-01T10:15:46.647-08:00TOILET'S LOG1.15pm - PROBABLY MY GREATEST MASTERPIECE YET<br /><br />it was my opus.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-40099321683883854422009-10-28T09:55:00.001-07:002009-10-28T09:55:39.751-07:00TOILET'S LOG12.30pm AMAZING DEUCE<br /><br />solid, significant, rewarding.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-44885470603323171892009-09-10T12:27:00.001-07:002009-09-10T12:28:27.177-07:00TOILET'S LOGseriously the crap i took earlier today was so spectacular i would like to discuss it even more but i have to tan now before making sangria to take over to my aunt's for curry chicken. i ate a banana so that plus sangria plus curry chicken equals special date with crapper tomorrow.<br /><br />i'm so hot right now you don't have to tell me, i KNOW.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-2503006529657704842009-09-10T07:48:00.001-07:002009-09-10T07:52:29.073-07:00TOILET'S LOGhi people sorry i haven't been updating here as often. last week was super dry and i was getting tired of stressing about it. then all the sudden i am crap central for a couple days, coinciding with massive hangovers and the inability to shakespearize my deuce entries. just ten minutes ago i experienced a life changing bowel movement i think i owe it all to that banana i ate yesterday and sashimi dinner, plus red wine. red wine always does it to you i totally forgot about that as i stopped drinking it but monday at fil's parents they opened up this really nice bottle we got them for mothers/fathers/something day and gave us a glass oh man - nice red wine is dangerous cos you will always be seeking out more and more of it and afterward cheaper stuff (albeit still nice) is repulsive and impossible to get through. no matter though all you need is a teeny bit for laxative purposes.<br /><br />can you become immune to metamucil? or if your body isn't gonna go there's no forcing it?Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-89677510758361365932009-09-04T09:22:00.001-07:002009-09-04T09:25:23.181-07:00TOILET'S LOG12.19pm - I CRAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />hopefully there is more on the horizon.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-38515067366018965412009-08-31T10:31:00.000-07:002009-08-31T10:32:34.033-07:00TOILET'S LOGso i did go saturday at the cottage, it wasn't terribly impressive but it was something. hoping this week will be way more fruitful. cross your fingers for me.Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-64337138582498516082009-08-29T10:25:00.001-07:002009-08-29T10:25:45.854-07:00TOILET'S LOGit hasn't been fruitful lately i'm afraid<br /><br />it would be nice to go before we leave for the cottage<br /><br />siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighh<br /><br />even had metamucil yesterday and nothingRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-58721999056649409372009-08-23T08:23:00.001-07:002009-08-23T08:27:27.023-07:00japan is awesomely insane<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzRevhi0QxV0-A2XG6OKRLoOoMXMFBBYuiUDTALwKDVMeXfUurLRZFOldfgjnTFP20LR7a9wVK215soeqhyphenhyphenhj1tZRvsR4UrRRf-tFmUyPzGAjvDUg1E-gx3wo1pNn09bryA5k5q7dAnLc/s1600-h/232-kunkimage11.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 287px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzRevhi0QxV0-A2XG6OKRLoOoMXMFBBYuiUDTALwKDVMeXfUurLRZFOldfgjnTFP20LR7a9wVK215soeqhyphenhyphenhj1tZRvsR4UrRRf-tFmUyPzGAjvDUg1E-gx3wo1pNn09bryA5k5q7dAnLc/s400/232-kunkimage11.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373180496463375170" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbsX793ryDFMgpbb_HEzPJvReoDwq-9Gw9ZKkKfz4an_j7gRytZowAJunxgcE55IG691_TyDUdMVtCTAGXed6UL6klibKvaW6nLmFucUqCwHzM9M3QjujbMroEoq09BLpUnjaFzcNcmro/s1600-h/Big+Poop+at+City+Hall.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbsX793ryDFMgpbb_HEzPJvReoDwq-9Gw9ZKkKfz4an_j7gRytZowAJunxgcE55IG691_TyDUdMVtCTAGXed6UL6klibKvaW6nLmFucUqCwHzM9M3QjujbMroEoq09BLpUnjaFzcNcmro/s400/Big+Poop+at+City+Hall.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373180441588462802" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0-VX8fJNZRzcemhU89CWv0_55fsBCnUbSLs3V04e11ozUTdTtqL3bjlHIBolDYuK_3Y9yqed05h-EMTHjQhFnBLPJ14Hm8C_3JZi0DvSAwP4Qzy3y2e8e7DF87IT5cYH0f_2O5DVHvAs/s1600-h/img_chara1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0-VX8fJNZRzcemhU89CWv0_55fsBCnUbSLs3V04e11ozUTdTtqL3bjlHIBolDYuK_3Y9yqed05h-EMTHjQhFnBLPJ14Hm8C_3JZi0DvSAwP4Qzy3y2e8e7DF87IT5cYH0f_2O5DVHvAs/s400/img_chara1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373180370005734482" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQartxAuQIqnOn3ObRzgNfowNfefXYsojLfI94tjSL1eCcOnOTdUHufvlvCGZDk5EiOaTcGagDMtDS3SLpyDj8rJxfvGgZIY3cZ7mmhwtPwLZHoPL7bqtPdyqtE8fvhLFyUCDLKJJ78hA/s1600-h/main_pic2_2.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 190px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQartxAuQIqnOn3ObRzgNfowNfefXYsojLfI94tjSL1eCcOnOTdUHufvlvCGZDk5EiOaTcGagDMtDS3SLpyDj8rJxfvGgZIY3cZ7mmhwtPwLZHoPL7bqtPdyqtE8fvhLFyUCDLKJJ78hA/s400/main_pic2_2.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373180195290323426" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://unko-san.oklife.okwave.jp/"target="blank">these poo fairy characters</a> (and there's loads more to choose from) come from an island shaped like themselves: poo<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmmzuvSZCvuUyT5JceL-fFhP9B6sgp9lelV_s_jikJgG6wocWR8VYnEBLYRuYdzZx2XbfWMOdnGsCNwsxDk3wMkuy3xMyTj-ceo-z4xBfCe4MQHbXNuNjqK6gveOKmEAnf3EAtd12xpIY/s1600-h/img_chara5.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 294px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmmzuvSZCvuUyT5JceL-fFhP9B6sgp9lelV_s_jikJgG6wocWR8VYnEBLYRuYdzZx2XbfWMOdnGsCNwsxDk3wMkuy3xMyTj-ceo-z4xBfCe4MQHbXNuNjqK6gveOKmEAnf3EAtd12xpIY/s400/img_chara5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373181166092152786" /></a><br /><br />also if you ever say poo around me we are no longer friends<br /><br />i do not hang with babiesRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-91361656215876990902009-08-23T08:16:00.000-07:002009-08-23T08:17:09.458-07:00TOILET'S LOGand the crap by numbers rolls are painful and confusing and terrifying<br /><br />you look down and are like THERE'S BLACK IN MY PISS?Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-64301578564644952842009-08-23T08:14:00.000-07:002009-08-23T08:17:46.186-07:00TOILET'S LOG11.10am - HEARTY AND MAGNIFICENT<br /><br />earth shattering<br /><br />it has also come to my attention by the poll below that no one (aside from myself) voted in, that nobody is even reading this literal shit blog<br /><br />sigh<br /><br />you give you give and you giveRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-89901002822026143162009-08-21T14:10:00.000-07:002009-08-21T14:12:05.423-07:00TOILET'S POLL<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3519/3842108175_a3bb9a5082_m.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3464/3842899102_c7845a9cb2_m.jpg"><br /><!-- // Begin Pollhost.com Poll Code // --><br /><form method=post action=http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi><table border=0 width=150 bgcolor=#EEEEEE cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td colspan=2><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000"><b>when i finally get around to using these crap by numbers rolls should i post a picture of my painting?</b></font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=1></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">yes</font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=2></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">no</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2><input type=hidden name=config value="cmF5bWlsYXVyZW4JMTI1MDg4OTA5MglFRUVFRUUJMDAwMDAwCUFyaWFsCUFzc29ydGVk"><center><input type=submit value=Vote> <input type=submit name=view value=View></center></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=#FFFFFF colspan=2 align=right><font face="Arial" size=-2 color="#000000"><a href=http://www.pollhost.com/><font color=#000099>Free polls from 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am getting tired of keeping this crap journalRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-80379650115103564412009-08-19T08:22:00.000-07:002009-08-19T08:26:14.463-07:00TOILET'S LOG11.15pm - my ass hurts came out HOT and FAST with some mild cramping<br /><br />there will be more<br /><br />all the garbage consumed yesterday (two 99 cent no name burritos, movie popcorn, maltesers, vodka diet coke, late nite pesto pasta, some white wine) is definitely helpin' with today's flow<br /><br />as well the metamucil<br /><br />woke up at 4 feelin' like UH OH<br /><br />working through double espresso right now we'll see how it pans outRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-64467056093671323942009-08-18T11:00:00.000-07:002009-08-18T11:01:57.789-07:00TOILET'S LOG1.56pm - nothing to write home about even though i am writing about it<br /><br />ran wad of toilet paper under sink (common habit) keeps it clean<br /><br />have cramps, pre-menstrual forever<br /><br />had metamucil earlier can't tell if it works that quickly or not<br /><br />hopefully will go again laterRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-73943066778627619782009-08-17T11:52:00.000-07:002009-08-17T11:54:10.689-07:00TOILET'S LOGyesterday wasn't very significant, very small deposit. so far today (2.53pm) there is nothing to report<br /><br />body is storing up for menstruation explosion v soon<br /><br />haven't had metamucil in a long time might have some now "for fun"Raymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-91628476108725382942009-08-15T10:44:00.000-07:002009-08-15T10:48:54.913-07:00TOILET'S LOG1.40pm - SOLID, MULTIPLES<br /><br />because yesterday wasn't fruitful i was a little depressed today, immediately after going i felt 50% less depressed. the tension and pushing out of hole number 2 made hole number 1 feel "pleased" reason why chicks like anal, true story<br /><br />outlook on today is positive<br /><br />also discovered the stuff on the back of toilet is from the people above us's renovations, dust mess coming thru the ceiling vent. discussed with fiance we will confront them during next 8am drilling/sawing sessionRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-79246064297151529172009-08-14T11:02:00.001-07:002009-08-14T11:02:51.480-07:00TOILET'S LOG2.02pm - NOTHING<br /><br />don't think there're any bullets left in the chamber<br /><br />for nowRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260759011105521263.post-17434212357890566562009-08-13T14:43:00.000-07:002009-08-13T14:51:20.234-07:00TOILET'S LOG4.20pm public restroom eaton's centre<br /><br />WORRISOME AND STRESSFUL AND IT DID NOT SMELL LIKE ROSES<br /><br />had to use 3in1 makeup cleanser cloths! <br /><br />mother called two times to tell me each new store she was waiting in<br /><br />the calls were not appreciated<br /><br />earlier at UO i thought i might have a pants attack<br /><br />have definitely eaten something that's messed with my BMs<br /><br />yesterday i went 4 times<br /><br />upside: feel extremely skinny today for sure a waif-like day<br /><br />celebrated by purchasing xs clothing<br /><br />mother also purchased exact same shirt i bought ughRaymi Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14224818180560193336noreply@blogger.com0